April 1, 2012
This Newspaper Is Dead. Start Your Own Stupid Blog.

P.S. Swat Sucks.

11:59pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZB5goxIxymNU
April 1, 2012
News Alert: 90% Of Bico-Budget Readers Only Laugh When They Or Their Friends Aren’t Being Made Fun Of

11:00pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZB5goxIxn88b
April 1, 2012
News Alert: Student Demanding Greater Campus Diversity Still Scared To Ride The R100

10:30pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZB5goxIxgGkJ
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April 1, 2012
News Alert: Student Bragging About Being Off The Meal Plan Just Devoured Another Bowl Of Ramen

10:16pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZB5goxIxcy82
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